I love the Nigerians and other dumwit Africans not giving up theyre hunt for easy dollars.

Just recently I received a email from a woman telling me I could have 30% share of a 15 million Dollar fund available in Benin republic but I must be in Abuja (Nigeria) in order to complete the contract which includes paying $4,000 for laywer fees, $100 processing fee and other small petty fees totalling $350. So to get my 30% of 15 million US, I must fork out 4000+100+350 = $4450 a deal that sounds too good to be true.

Usually if things sound too good to be true then it is too good to be true. Why would you get an email from the blue suggesting that you will get large amounts of money without them not even knowing your name? They address you as “Sir/Madam”! These are spam emails sent to thousands or even millions at one time baiting the suckers (thats us) to fork over money to all royals and chiefs or bereaved wives.

AVOID THESE SCAM!!!

A typical 419 email looks like this:

(BARRISTER DANIEL OBIORA & COUNSELORS AT LAW)
69 BP 875 AKPAKPA DODOMEY
COTONOU REPUBLIC OF BENIN.

Dearest Friend ,

I have been waiting for you since to come down here and pick your Bank Draft but did not heard from you since that time ,then I went and deposited the Draft with GLOBAL MAX DELIVERY COMPANY here in Benin Republic, because I travelled to Paraguay to see my boss and will not come back till next month end. You have to contact the GLOBAL MAX DELIVERY COMPANY to know when they will deliver your package .I have paid for the delivering charges and insurance fee.

The only money you have to send to them is there security keeping fee which is $150.00 Us Dollars to received your package .Don’t be deceived by any body This is there Contact Address Contact Dr.TONY JOHNSON Director GLOBAL MAX DELIVERY COMPANY Benin Republic. E-mail;(global_courier123@yahoo.fr)
Phone number +229-9374-0412

Try to contact them as soon as possible to avoid increasing the security keeping fee. I gave them your delivering address but you have to reconfirm it to them as below:

Your Full Name———————–
Your Address—————————
Home telephone———————
Office telephone———————
Your draft registration number ———EM 5207439

Send this to them to avoid any mistake in the delivering. Let me know as soon as you receive your Draft from the company.

Best Regards
Barr.DANIEL OBIORA

Please send him your condolences!

Heres also a video of how ABC busted a 419 Nigerian scammer; enjoy!


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